WMD's have been found

WE has developed a new weapon. He set it off in Angel #4's bedroom today, but I don't think it has much of an effect. WE has invented - are you ready for this? - Fart In A Bag. Yeah, it's exactly what it sounds like. A few days ago (I think it was the day we had bean burritos for dinner) he took a white garbage bag and went to work. He rubberbanded the top and it bounced around the house for a couple days, until this afternoon when he opened the bag in his sister's room. I don't think it did much besides get her upset, so he's back at the drawing board.

Yesterday, WE was sitting down at the end of the driveway. He could hear cars blowing their horns in the distance, but didn't know what was going on. The horns kept getting closer and closer, until he finally saw what was causing the ruckus. There was a guy pushing a shopping cart down the middle of the road, just whistling away. Cars would come up behind him and blow their horns, but it didn't seem to phaze him. People are weird.