The caffeine is getting to us though, as evidence by this conversation:
Angel (laughing while watching a movie on Hulu): This guy just confessed that he tossed his fiance's dad at his bachelor party. His fiance's dad is a midget.
Me: What in the world are you watching?
Angel: It's a romantic comedy.
Me: What one?
Angel: I don't know, there can't be that many romantic comedies with midgets in them...and all their roles are small anyway. *snerk snerk*
Me: There are no small roles, only small actors.
Yeah, I know, we're laying off the chocolate now.